Moronic Troll Joshua Bonehill and why he probably won’t go to Stamford Hill

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Above Mr Benn Bonehill

Serial Moron Joshua Bonehill Paine has been making waves again after announcing he is to hold a demonstration in Stamford Hill to target the area’s Jewish Community.

Two years ago we exposed Bonehill as the man behind Woolwich Strong and exposed the far right types he had recruited to run various facets of it. Unsurprisingly, most were from the BNP and the EDL, even less than surprising was the fact that the money raised on the back of the death of Drummer Lee Rigby went into a black hole, never to be seen again.

After we published the article he had a hissy fit regarding us accusing him of being a nazi but as time went on, it became blatantly clear that were very right. It culminated in him threatening to sue us which he never went ahead which, as you will see, is a reoccurring story with Bonehill.

We took a trip to Yeovil recently to find out more about him and this is what we discovered.

  • Bonehill attempted to organise a demonstration in Cardiff last year under his National British Resistance Political party.  The party consisted of two other people, one with learning difficulties who he scammed for £500.  He did not show up, neither did his friends.
  • His Woolwich Strong t-shirt sales scam saw him allegedly net over £1000. According to our sources, none of the money has been given to the Lee Rigby fund. A grand total of £5 went to Help for Heroes and then rest he put down as administrative costs.
  • Bonehill’s online popularity seems to stem from spending lots of money buying Facebook likes and Twitter followers from countries such as Pakistan, India and Turkey in order to make himself look more popular.  Much of that money went down the pan recently when both Twitter and Facebook kicked him off their networks.
  • According to locals, Bonehill is allegedly banned from a large supermarket chain nationwide for getting drunk and trying to defecate in the aisle of the cosmetics department, before being forcibly removed by security guards. We cannot corroborate this story ourselves but a number of witnesses have confirmed the story.
  • Bonehill has a conviction for using his Conservative party membership card to break into a police station and steal uniforms. When caught he assaulted a police officer.
  • He is allegedly banned from the Mermaid pub in Yeovil after one of the bar maids had him up against the wall by his throat and threw him out for reasons we are unable to disclose. Again, a number of local people have confirmed this.
  • Drink seems to be a major factor in Bonehill’s life according to most people we spoke to which explains the online bravado exhibited.
  • He is awaiting sentencing on five charges of harassment and two charges of malicious communications arising from undertaking lengthy and concerted campaigns branding as paedophiles, people who disagreed and outwitted him online (no hard task).
  • After pleading guilty to a hoax which claimed the Globe Pub in  Leicester has refused service to a soldier, the BBC described him as a ‘moronic troll’.

On Monday 9th February he is before Yeovil Magistrates to be sentenced for the recent cases of malicious communications and harassment.  Only last year he was convicted of similar for the campaign against the Globe pub and the judge told him he had escaped jail by the skin of his teeth after the court heard that the pub had had hundreds of phone calls from far right extremists, threatening their staff with violence.

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Del Boy of the Far Right

He is in no doubt that he is going to prison for these offences therefore he will not be available for the 22nd March. He can then pull out of it claiming that state persecution has messed his demo up and it had to be cancelled, whilst all the time getting talked about and gaining notoriety in the media.

Having said that, with Crown Prosecution Service’s less than successful attempts at bringing him to justice so far, no one really knows what will happen next Monday.  If his sentencing is postponed again, there is a very real chance that he will have to go through with it or lose face with his National Action colleagues, who are stupid enough to take this serial con man seriously.

Neither prospect is a good one for him.

Today, Monday the 2nd February, he went before St Albans Crown Court on charges of contaminating goods after allegedly blogging that Tesco’s supermarket was putting customers at risk of Ebola. These charges carry up to ten years in prison in the event of him being found guilty.

He is to reappear for case management on the 5th May with a trial in the summer of 2015.

A final reason why we do not think he has any intention of turning up in London is that there is a White Man March in Newcastle upon Tyne (we kid you not) the day before and most of the racists and neo Nazis have already committed to spending the weekend in a police kettle in the north east and few of them can afford the travel to two marches in the same weekend.

In short, we see Bonehill as a gaffe prone attention seeker who likes to stir up controversy and bring upon himself notoriety.   We think that his attention seeking ways will be severely curtailed when he starts to adjust to prison life and there will be no realistic prospect of him putting on this march himself.

Regardless of his liberty, we must all be prepared for the fact that someone more competent than the hapless Bonehill may have  the appetite to put on a march in the area at some point and we must all be prepared to remove them from our capital and ensure they fear coming back, much like was done with the English Defence League in Walthamstow.

One thing is for certain, himself and his grubby little mates will get no-where near Hackney on the 22nd March as hundreds of people of all religions, races and nationalities will be out in force to chase them out.

Update:

The Guardian: “A Scotland Yard spokesperson said it had received an application for the march but no decision has yet been made about whether it will be authorised, but added that it is unlikely to facilitate an event that would itself facilitate someone breaking the law. Using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour or displaying written material with intent to or which is likely to stir up racial hatred can be prosecuted as a criminal offence and attracts a prison sentence of up to seven years.”

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  • Bittersweet Brenda

    If only sperm-filled socks could conceive. Bonehead would have a forth reich by now!

  • Bittersweet Brenda

    By the way, EDL News, Yaxley is writing (ghostwriting) a book about his role as EDL fuhrer, and he is going to use this book to milk media interest. This forthcoming publication needs to be ridiculed before it is published. Should stop many mugs buying it.

    • Problem is, it is highly likely he has used our site to reference everything because I am sure as hell he remembers very little about the last five years!

      • Bittersweet Brenda

        From wanting to burn books just a few weeks ago in Newcastle, all of a sudden EDLers everywhere will be tuning into the Book Hour on Radio 4 hoping for a review 🙂

      • Bittersweet Brenda

        The NWI will not be pleased when “Tommy” repeats in writing his lie about the man punched at the Blackburn rally. The man publically shouted out that Tommy was a grass, whilst Tommy insisted he punched him because he was a nazi. This should cause a lot of anger from Diddyfool and co.

        • Bittersweet Brenda

          The EDL’s Blackburngate!

    • Bittersweet Brenda

      Fender Corner autobiography exclusive lol

    • guest003

      seems like you keep talking solely to yourself. no surprise.

      • Laurence

        Which you, Josh Bonehead, will be doing after you next visit the court.
        No more Daily Bale nonsense when you are banged up in solitary with no fake Twitter friends to tweet to!

      • AntiBonistAction

        The whole of the UK is united against Boner!

    • Marukee

      Looking for new reveue streams…..

  • Bittersweet Brenda

    EDL News Admin: – Just another poignant point. If even the likes of celebrities, models, chart singers or CIA agents even are now banned from using false names or nicknames even on facebook, how come they don’t suspend Tommy’s facebook profile and demand an ID????? Maybe he has not yet been reported for using a made-up name!

    • They dropped that after drag Queens got really pissed off with them for banning them for stage names. I would never want to get on the wrong side of a drag queen 🙂

      • SmashyFashy

        Antifascists, rappers and football fans (who use club nicknames as surnames) are losing their accounts if they cannot prove their names are real. The same should apply for Tommeh. Only drag queens have a get-out clause. Unless Tommeh does a secret drag act, he will be deleted permanently also, despite his numerous fake passports. He would not have a passport by the name of Tommy Robinson to email facebook admin to release a temporarily blocked account.

  • Bittersweet Brenda

    LATEST NEWS:- German neo-Nazi party and friends of Nick Griffin the NPD fail to attend fascist rally after boarding the wrong train: –

    #trainwankers

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/02/german-neo-nazi-party-cancels-protest-boarding-wrong-train

    • Bittersweet Brenda

      Are German Nazis allowed to go to Derek Fender corner????

      Sounds like they are trying to give the #EDL’s tomfoolery a run for its money.

  • guest003

    only an idiot will dismiss what he is saying. Jews hate non-Jews, it is a FACT. They call non-Jews, goyim, which means cattle, animals. Go defend those who despise you.

    • Oh do shut up you silly little man.

      • Laurence

        Me thinks this guest is non other than Bonehead itself, using his famed masturbatory sock as a puppet.

    • guest

      Goyim actually means “nations”

    • 24/6 news

      Before you write such rubbish maybe Google it goyim does not mean animals it means nations coming for the word Goy which means nation.

      • Laurence

        Bonehill hath not any brain.

  • Raises important issues of free speech and right to protest, may not agree with Joshua Bonehill’s politics, but support his right to protest. See this article about it also http://nunners.uk/joshua-bonehill-vows-to-liberate-stamford-hill-from-shomrim-jewish-police-jewification-with-protest-demonstration/

    • Free speech does not cover stirring up racial hatred and violence against section of our community.

      • Laurence

        Indeed, Admin, agreed. For many on the far right, Islamophobia was a flag of convenience as anti-Asian racism, but anti-Semitism still flows thick and heavy through the veins of the far right, waiting for the time it can openly rear its ugly head once again, a time nearing due to fuckwits such as Bonehead.

        Only yesterday, a Rabbi in Austria, spoke openly on how the Islamophobic movement encroaching upon his country Austria, has empowered nazis to be openly anti-Semitic and homophobic.

        The EDL’s “Uncle Tom” divisions – LGBT, Jewish, Sikh, etc, have helped “normalise” extreme right politics to the extent no-one is as shocked as they would have been at UKIPers coming out with extreme remarks, and it will not be long before the poster boys of the far right will have enabled gay, all Asian, and Jewish people to be once again directly in the firing line of British far right hate, as much so as Muslims.

        Which is why all the UK’s Jewish and Sikh faith leaders warned errant community members from getting involved with the EDL.

      • guest003

        racial hatred is not taking place when British law is being broken and it is being addressed. Jews are using their religion as a shield to hide behind, it is the same with Muslims and black people – colour of their skin, religion are their immunity for being above the law, everybody who does not see that or does not wish to discuss it is a anti-white who out of pure hate dismiss valid reasons and common sense simply because they are in a prejudiced state of mind and no argument will change their mind. Hate and prejudice which result in protecting those breaking UK laws about police and public places, the Jew in the photo on their website is there to enforce their laws with violence, it is despicable that there are people who take non-Jewish residents right to walk wherever they want away and not being questioned by illegal, fake Jewish police. Maybe they are criminals and thugs taking law into their hands.
        Thank God Europe is awakening with white people turning to the right side and nobody listens anymore to the leftist, anarchist hate towards white people who are taken their natural habitat away and they should fight to keep their homes, their countries theirs. Calling somebody racist is an abuse word in fact. We should never forget the holocaust of over 60 million Christians in Russia that took place in 1920`s was carried out by Jewish people (84% NKWD agents were Jewish). In Poland that was a victim of Nazi invasion Jews took key positions in power and now it is Poland that pays compensation for holocaust and pensions to Jews. They became above the law, they never paid a single penny for national insurance, when war broke out they were maybe 10,11 years of age, now they got a pension from Polish government. It is rewriting the history, for those reasons I believe that Jews are dishonest and murderous nation. Let us have a look at what is going on in Israel, maybe one of the people here who accuse the organisers of that event of hate would be happy to answer to the following – arresting and sending black people, including black Jews back home to Egypt, injecting black women so that they do not have babies, I would like to hear some comments on these issues and we will be able to figure out who we are speaking to in fact. What I can see here is just swearing and calling names, that means you are lacking the arguments to support your views.

        • Marukee

          Waffle mate.
          If the demo does take place then Jew and Muslims will stand side by side and if need be they will stand toe to toe together!
          They will also be joined by other of all colours, including whites, and religions in showing the true feelings of how they feel in regards to Bonehead and those that have nothing better to do with their sad lives. The days of a rumble on the terraces is over so just grow up and move on.
          I do hope that their will be some banners with info of those right wing peodos on show!

          • Laurence

            Guest003 is non other than Bonehill himself. “Leader Bonehead” has no friends.

          • guest003

            keep wanking.. we will definitely have a banner with your image for show… supporting breaking the law.. being a pedophile is also against the law yet Rabbis suck babies` penises after circumcision. You are not even retards, you are purely against the presence of white countries, you are criminals and are guilty of hate speech without shadow of the doubt. The tide is turning… and there will be no mercy for traitors and haters like you lot.

          • Oh do shut up you sad little clown. No sure how you are going to get our image considering we are a collective. Now go to bed and make the most of your time before prison.

          • guest003

            go back to Israel you hateful argument-less fear arse shaking little Jew. I said what I said, people will judge, they have their own brains to figure things out.

          • Laurence

            Enough hate, little Joshy woshy. It’s way beyond your bedtime. How you managed to sneak out of mummy’s house to rob that police station, is beyond me.

          • Subs Plot

            You realise most people figure out your a raving lunatic right Joshua?

          • Laurence

            You’ve got wanking on the brain, little Bonehill. Don’t forget to give that sock of yours a good pumping tonight.

        • Ghost

          The person in the photo is Liev Schrieber an American actor in the film Faded Gigolo. Stamford Hill does not have a Jewish police militia but it does have a community support team who do a great job. Also that sign you claim instructs us where to walk was for one event, a Jewish festival instructing local Jewish guests which side was for females… who don’t want to mix with males, these are single sex events! You might as well claim that toilets are sexist for separating the sexes. Nonsense!

          • Laurence

            Not content with setting up umpteen fake profiles on Twitter, the matchstick-dicked loner trolls EDL news to post his anti-Semitic bullshit. No surprise UKIP’s Yeovil branch dumped you, Bonehead.

          • guest003

            “Libbre David 37 A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17 We beg Thee, O Lord, indict Thy wrath on the nations not believing in Thee, and not calling on Thy name. Let down Thy wrath on them and inflict them with Thy wrath. Drive them away in Thy wrath and crush them into pieces. Take away, O Lord, all bone from them. In a moment indict all disbelievers. Destroy in a moment all foes of Thy nation. Draw out with the root, disperse and ruin unworthy nations. Destroy them! Destroy them immediately, in this very moment! Prayer said on the eve of Passover (Pranajtis: Christianus in Talmudae Judeorum, quotations from: Synagoga Judaica) The Feast of Tabernacles is the period when Israel triumphs over the other people of the world. That is why during this feast we seize the loulab and carry it as a trophy to show that we have conquered all other peoples, known as “populace”… Zohar, Toldoth Noah 63b When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves.” This will shut you up, your swearing and name calling which will probably appear here again is purely the evidence of your weakness not of you being right.. everybody according to you has got right to spit hate but white people must be tolerant.. No chance.

          • Laurence

            Will your fellow prisoners tolerate your hate in prison? No chance.

          • Subs Plot

            Well someone drank the coolaid didn’t they.

          • AntiBonistAction

            You’re talking to yourself, Boner. Go off and pleasure yourself!
            #socktime for #sockpuppets!

          • guest003

            They can do great job in Israel, their homeland needs them more.

          • Laurence

            Some people will say prison needs poor little Bonehead more. I say a bunch of psychiatric meds administered daily in a secure clinic will be far more humane.

        • Laurence

          Piss off Bonehill with your stupid, moronic anti-Jewish rants. Shouldn’t you be preparing for jail?

          • guest003

            I presume tens of millions Front National members in France also are in jails. Loser.

          • Laurence

            “Loser”???? Pots and kettles. Thrown out of UKIP. eh???

            Britain has strict anti-hate laws, Joshua. Besides, Le Pen Senior was convicted of Holocaust denial, a vile crime.

        • Laurence

          I’ve read enough of this anti-Semitic crap. I’m hungry. Time to drive to my local 24 hour Tesco’s to get something to eat. Mostly self-service at night except for the cleaners. Tesco’s have really hardworking cleaners who spend all night scrubbing spillages away.

        • Subs Plot

          Hello bonehead. 😀

    • littletrotsky

      He should be free to protest, and we should be free to confront any thugs that turn up in force. They’re quick enough to hide behind the police when they realise how outnumbered they are.

      • Laurence

        I disagree. Having haters goosestepping through your neighbourhood, preaching hate, should not be allowed, not just for the risks of on the day violence, which would be minimal if fash are countered in big numbers, but for the follow-on racist incidents that are attracted to areas targeted by the far right. Look how the EDL for instance march in an area with a large Muslim population, and in the days before and after the march, mosques are vandalised and swastikas drawn everywhere. If Stamford Hill is in the press for an anti-Jewish march, no matter who does and doesn’t turn up, the real cowards will turn up after darkness to harass the ethnic / religious minority population, as every bit-part unbalanced neo-nazi thug will be a fly drawn to the dung of hate.

        Every anti-Semite will be emboldened by the march, believing, in these times of rampant Islamophobia, overt anti-Semitism is back on the table, after spending years in the twilight wilderness. Anti-Semitic crime is already on the increase out in the streets after dark, but in the last week, thanks to Bonehill, old-school unreconstituted anti-Jewish hatred has made it back onto mainstream newspapers and radio.

        Despite claiming to dislike Bonehill, how the likes of Nick Griffin, “Nationalist UK”, and Sean Moran AKA “Badboy BNP”, must be wetting themselves. As are the National Front and every other old-school nutzi organisation who have toned down their public anti-Semitism in order to make British Nationalism more supportable / palatable.

    • Laurence

      Hate snowballs.

  • Laurence

    Isn’t it strange on this thread about Bonehill, Arthur Disbury appears….. Any chance he admires him???

    https://twitter.com/mtajri/status/562414124706328576

    • Laurence

      Arthur Disbury, the Hitler lover with the strange stare!

  • Laurence

    EDL Latest: – (please pass onto John for EDL Criminals website): –

    http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/02/03/rugeley-edl-supporter-gets-blanket-booze-ban/

    • Laurence

      The comments as usual in the Express and Star, feature the trolled offerings of the EDL apologists.

  • Laurence

    The nightclub that is becoming a drunken dayclub for future EDL arrestees, is called Rock Zombie – what a fitting title for EDL nutzis without brains to meet.

    Although this would have been an even better premises name to serve EDLers: –

  • john may

    according to joshua bonehill paine this is his side of the story

    http://joshuabonehill.net/2015/02/03/how-do-the-left-wing-get-away-with-it/

    care to elaborate edlnews?

    • Laurence

      Yet another pathetic Bonehill alt. “John May”.
      There won’t be any of this carry on after sentencing.

    • AntiBonistAction

      Nobody gives a shit about your shitty website, Bonehead.

  • AntiBonistAction

    Bonehill’s latest Twitter troll account to report and block: –

    Given the usual mutual endorsement by the creator Bonehead.

    https://twitter.com/AdamEngland9

  • AntiBonistAction

    Anti-Bonist Action in full effect – cyberspace against nazi fuckbuffoons!

  • john may

    edl news why are you telling lies about me none of it is true

    • AntiBonistAction

      It is true Bonehead has a matchstick willy.

  • john may

    please read my website’s article you pathetic lefties

    http://joshuabonehill.net/2015/02/03/how-do-the-left-wing-get-away-with-it/

    • AntiBonistAction

      Fuck off Boner!

      • john may

        get a bloody wash you dirty marxist scumbag

        • AntiBonistAction

          Somebody who undoes his pants and craps in a supermarket aisle, is my definition of a dirty scumbag. How could you fucking well do that??????

          • john may

            i did not crap in a supermarket aisle stop believing the lies posted on this website

          • AntiBonistAction

            Your former pals say you suffered the good old collywobbles near the cornflakes, or should I say grassed to SlatFascists. So it must be true.

          • john may

            fucking bullshit from you as per usual get a life you fuckin’ maggot

          • AntiBonistAction

            Ten or twenty years down the line and you will be muttering to yourself in a drug-induced daze why you didn’t “get a life” when you had the chance. You could have been out working hard and partying out on the town like anybody else, but instead you chose to waste your life away posting purchasing social media “likes” and posting inflammatory lies on a waster of a blog nobody apart from judiciary and law enforcement reads.

          • AntiBonistAction

            We all make mistakes, in life. Yours was well documented, and involved breaking into a police station while drunk. Yes, such a crime on the statute books can make a person less employable, meaning it is harder, much harder to find work, but idolising Adolf Hitler and filling yourself with pointless hate towards Jewish people is no solution.

            Maybe in your sick mind you long for another “final solution”, thinking that the Holocaust was a great thing, when you are not denying it happened.

            Being a neo-nazi fuckwit won’t get you the fame and notoriety an unfulfilled psyche craves for. You won’t serve time and lead a Hitlerite coup, regardless of whether you rewrite Mein Kampf. Nor will it make you a martyr. Most of your fellow “nationalists” such as Nick Griffin, the EDL and UKIP think you are an immature child. You are going to rot in jail, forgotten, a hopeless case of a wasted personality.

            It is not too late to change, and leave all this behind – stop the nazi politics behind, the twitter trolling, stop trying to bite the hand of the people who tried to befriend you, and pack it all in.

            You will never be a success in life hurting others. You need love and compassion in your life, a change. And people will show you that same love and compassion back.

            Start right now by chucking away your phone, and disconnecting your laptop from the internet. Modern technology is an addiction for many. You will feel so much happier if you turn over a new page in life. You might even get lucky and get a girlfriend or boyfriend, like the rest of us.

            Leave all this shit behind, Joshy. And move on! You can do it, you know you can! Be kind, humble, caring, and do not hate others for their race, religion and sexuality……..

            Discover your sexuality. And be happy with whoever you are, rather than trying to destroy the lives of others. Love others, and they will love you back.

          • AntiBonistAction

            You denied you were D Grintz also. Plus you pretended that Plenty Of Fish dating profile was nothing to do with you.

  • Waldo Tim

    Bawbag bone heed needs to tie that butchers apron around a branch with that prick swinging from it fae his neck

  • john may

    you must be really brave or stupid to call me a moron mr hastings care to explain why you lefties have been posting dog excrement through my mothers door and taking photos of my neighbours children the people who support this website are MORONS not me please alter your headline

    • AntiBonistAction

      If those allegations of crimes are true, they should be reported to the police. As for canine -excrement through doors, if this is true, and not fictional, these are the tactics of the National Front and the BNP. Before you go shouting your mouth off with all sorts of false accusations on here, remember how you pissed off “fellow nationalists” on Twitter. Many such as NationalistUK despise your self-publicist streak….. You are hated by the extreme right as much as the left.

  • AntiBonistAction

    I see #Bonehill is trending. It is Richard Bonehill, the Star Wars actor who sadly died yesterday. Joshy won’t get famous by hating others. He needs to make a positive change in life. Disconnect from the net, and enjoy life in the real world.

    • AntiBonistAction

      Boner knows this: –

  • AntiBonistAction

    EDL Admin: Please retweet this story to Tommy English, asking him if he is still supporting UKIP?????????

    https://twitter.com/edlnews/status/563821251438067714

  • Marukee

    Something i came across yesterday.
    The Young Moroccans Muslims Keeping Jewish Culture Alive – Tablet Magazine – http://tabletmag.com/scroll/186603/moroccos-unlikely-keepers-of-jewish-culture

  • Paul from Notts

    PLEASE POST AS A STORY, EDL NEWS: – Pegida UK invite an American white supremacist movement to march and hand out leaflets for its Newcastle march.

    They will delete and deny everything: –

    http://sheffield.indymedia.org.uk/2015/02/519430.html

  • john may

    just heard some great news p.c hassan ali has died nine days after being run over “justice for rotherham!!!!!!!!!”

    • Paul from Notts

      We will all hear some good news once Bonehead has been jailed for a few years.
      It’s serious champagne-cork-popping time everywhere.
      Especially in Yeovil, where everyone dislikes your trolling.
      Tescos will breathe a big sigh of relief.

      • john may

        complete and utter rubbish coming from a prick like you

        you have not seen the last of joshua bonehill-paine i will be back

        • Guest

          If you were a proper National Socialist and not just a waste-of-time neo-nazi troll, you would fill your face with white power tattoos like this man on today’s EDL march in Dudley.

      • john may

        you are sadly mistaken the people of yeovil adore me and if i am jaile for trumped up charges there will be riots in yeovil

        • Paul from Notts

          If they are “trumped up charges”, you wouldn’t plead guilty, little Boneo! You have accepted your guilt…… Sentencing looms, and you must be messing your underwear.

        • Paul from Notts

          Riots on the streets, you are ‘avinnnn a larfffffffff!

  • john may

    i think my website is far better than edl news

    http://joshuabonehill.net/

  • SmashyFashy

    Ode To Bonehill – Honesty (Bonehill has none) by MOST APPLICABLY the BRIDEWELL TAXIS… (yours will be operated by this lass called “Amey”)

    “Well if you cant sleep tonight
    Don’t worry you can sleep tomorrow
    To never know the reasons why
    It’s the fate that you have to follow
    Truth is something that you cannot plan
    Its like trying to drink before you can swallow
    If im ever to understand
    Then I want to see from you some kind of sorrow”

    “Its high time you tried to give up
    The problems that are putting you down
    Quit while youre still up on your luck
    Before other problems start coming around
    Are all the words ive said to you
    Just sounds with no meaning at all?
    If you don’t stop the things
    Im telling you youll fall”

    • SmashyFashy

      If you are reading this, Joshy Woshy. It is not too late to say sorry, cancel all your websites and twitter accounts, and apologise wholeheartedly in court. Turn over a new leaf, stop being a nazi troll, and say goodbye to technology. Live life in pencil and ink the good-old-fashioned way. Make it your pre-sentence report.

      • SmashyFashy

        Please, Mister Bonehill-Paine. See sense, if it’s not too late. You will NOT BE A MARTYR in prison, just a lonely, sad, forgotten young man.

  • john may

    i have got some great news for you guys at edl news jeremy clarkson has just announced he is leaving the bbc to join the staff at “the daily bale” truly this is a wonderfull bit of news guys