Gone are the days where British fascists were jumped in alley ways and given a sound beating. These days it is more about cowering behind the cops whilst vastly outnumbered, or in National Action’s case, the lost luggage office at Liverpool Lime Street station.
(Picture: Gormless Dave Coppin on the left)
Fascists are now buying up technology to help them stay safe which will be handy in getting their fellow fascists convicted when they inevitably post footage up on YouTube.
Meet serial weirdo Dave Coppin who can be found at just about every neo Nazi demo going. You may remember Dave who made a 400 mile round journey from Margate to Preston, only to find that his fellow Hitler enthusiasts had failed to turn up.
David is in the market for some sunglasses which record in HD. Perfect for capturing those Hitler salutes that his comrades like to throw every time they turn up to a pointless demo having consumed a few pints.
We are a bit concerned that Dave may well use them for rather more sinister reasons that he would not like his Filipino wife to find out about however.
As you may have noticed, Dave has not worked out how to do a screenshot so takes a photo of it with his phone camera to upload. We are not sure Dave is going to be able to figure out how to work an actual video camera.
Meet Mickey Green, another weirdo who is a member of the English Defence League but is Welsh and lives in Wales. Mickey sports a full helmet (appropriately enough) with a camera attached for just £6. He just needs a memory card to film HD footage of his silly mates getting nicked.
Picture: Mickey Green dressed like a helmet.