British fascists are now wearing high tech head gear

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Gone are the days where British fascists were jumped in alley ways and given a sound beating. These days it is more about cowering behind the cops whilst vastly outnumbered, or in National Action’s case, the lost luggage office at Liverpool Lime Street station.

(Picture: Gormless Dave Coppin on the left)

Fascists are now buying up technology to help them stay safe which will be handy in getting their fellow fascists convicted when they inevitably post footage up on YouTube.

Meet serial weirdo Dave Coppin who can be found at just about every neo Nazi demo going. You may remember Dave who made a 400 mile round journey from Margate to Preston, only to find that his fellow Hitler enthusiasts had failed to turn up.

David is in the market for some sunglasses which record in HD. Perfect for capturing those Hitler salutes that his comrades like to throw every time they turn up to a pointless demo having consumed a few pints.

We are a bit concerned that Dave may well use them for rather more sinister reasons that he would not like his Filipino wife to find out about however.

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As you may have noticed, Dave has not worked out how to do a screenshot so takes a photo of it with his phone camera to upload.  We are not sure Dave is going to be able to figure out how to work an actual video camera.

Meet Mickey Green, another weirdo who is a member of the English Defence League but is Welsh and lives in Wales.  Mickey sports a full helmet (appropriately enough) with a camera attached for just £6.  He just needs a memory card to film HD footage of his silly mates getting nicked.

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Picture: Mickey Green dressed like a helmet.

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  • dave coppin

    so you people at edl news think i am gormless and can’t operate a video camera i have news for you bunch of pathetic cretins i dave coppin has been ripping blu ray discs for the past 5 years and uploading them to kickass torrents so you can guess i’m not so gormless after all!

    • Greenmantle

      Are you Dave Banner too?

      • dave coppin

        don’t get me angry for your own sake max

        • Greenmantle

          ‘Dont make me angry, you wont like me when I’m angry’…!
          And you call yourself ‘Banner’ ?
          Hmmmm I can guess where you borrowed that ‘threat’ from.

          • david coppin

            ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

      • david coppin

        SHUT UP YOU NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • david coppin

        suck my big fat penisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Greenmantle

      Err, yes actually. Thick and hygienically challenged plus in need of a hard tooth brush.

    • Yes we do Dave.

      • Your only fan is Greenmantle LOL
        Censoring comments you don’t like? tut tut.

  • dave coppin

    WHATS HAPPENED TO THAT IRA LOVIN BASTARD CALLED MAX KERSHAW

    • Greenmantle

      🙂

  • dave coppin

    WWW RAPE SECTION COM whois states that gary hastings owns that sick website

    • Greenmantle

      Biffer DID say you have ‘special needs’. So I take from that your’e thick as well as an ugly twat.

      • david coppin

        no you fucking nonce

  • dave coppin

    fuck Bitsoup

  • dave coppin

    long live THE PIRATE BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dave coppin

    up the TPB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dave coppin

    you’re fucking gormless

    • Greenmantle

      :))

  • Greenmantle

    Hey, what an ugly cunt he is. No wonder he had to go to China & buy a wife !.

    • dave coppin

      quite funny coming from the bloke who accuses people of being ugly and thick 1) please correct your punctuation 2) my wife is not Chinese did you learn geography at school or did you play truant when geography classes where on

      • Greenmantle

        Forget about my punctuation my Mandarin-speaking NF/BNP/EDL NEI/NWI/ SEA friend, are you still wearing that sweaty England ’96 top at demo’s?

        • dave coppin

          i think you are sadly mistaken i have never wore a england 96 top at any demos

          • Greenmantle

            There’s some good pics on here that say otherwise. Try checking some of the older stories, after all how did you know Max Kershaw hadn’t been on here for 6 months if you didn’t check it already yourself?

          • dave coppin

            7 months to be precise muppet

          • Greenmantle

            Give or take. Still haven’t answered the question?

          • davie coppin

            i asked mystic meg you loser

          • Greenmantle

            Read what I’ve said again, you ‘special needs’ mong.

          • dave s coppin

            i’ve been using a Ouija board

          • Greenmantle

            With a face like your’s, you’ll feel right at home then.

          • david coppin

            do you suck dick?

          • david coppin

            you have’nt answered my question max do you suck cock

          • dave coppin

            take that profile pic off your discus acc since you’re not max kershaw

          • Greenmantle

            You are hardly in a position to be issuing me orders, Davie baby.

          • david coppin

            i’m afraid i am giving the orders now crawl back under that hole where you came from

          • david coppin

            i’m psychic

          • david coppin

            i’m not called dave coppin my name is steve ashbury and i live in manchester

          • david coppin

            steve shut up will you sorry max that was the voice in my head

          • david coppin

            i’m the ghostrider max and i’m here to make you pay for all your sins

          • david coppin

            i sold my soul to satan

          • david coppin

            i’m can see things before they happen

          • david coppin

            i’m a time lord

          • david coppin

            i’m davros creator of the darlek race

          • david coppin

            i’m god

          • david coppin

            i’m jesus

          • david coppin

            i’m a nun

          • david coppin

            i’m bishop telford

          • david coppin

            i’m nick fury

          • david coppin

            i’m the red skull

          • david coppin

            i’m dracula

          • david coppin

            i’m doctor dolittle

          • david coppin

            i’m …………………………………..??

          • david coppin

            i’m me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • david coppin

            i’m you max!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • david coppin

            i’m the voice in your head max you have been doing this all along get some help!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • david coppin

          are still sucking your daddy’s penis?

    • davie coppin

      i bet you’re a ugly cunt as well max let me guess your a fat cunt with ginger hair and fucking buck teeth

      • Greenmantle

        Actually………….no 🙂

        • david coppin

          yes you’re fat ugly twat

        • david coppin

          shut up you fucking minger

        • david coppin

          Actually………………………………YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • david coppin

          yes…….yes ….yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • david coppin

          yes ………….:)

        • david coppin

          yes_yes………..:)

        • david coppin

          yes yes yes_……………..:::))

        • david coppin

          no……yes…..yes….yes…..no……yes.no……yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..:)

        • david coppin

          yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>::)

        • david coppin

          yes………….::::::)~~##__________@@@

        • david coppin

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        • david coppin

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        • david coppin

          сосать мой член

        • david coppin

          педофил

        • david coppin

          данное время

        • david coppin

          коммуниста накипь

        • david coppin

          ебать ИОА

        • david coppin

          ебать EDL новости

        • david coppin

          ستړی

        • david coppin

          ਆਪਣੇ ਮੰਮੀ ਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ ਚਰਬੀ ਗਊ ਹੈ

        • david coppin

          ਜੇਕਰ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਇੱਕ ਅਲਮਾਰੀ ਸਮਲਿੰਗੀ ਹਨ

        • david coppin

          ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕੁੱਕੜ ਚੂਸਣ ਕਰਦੇ

        • david coppin

          ਜਦ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣੇ ਮੰਮੀ ਦੀ ਮੁੱਕੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤਿੰਨ ਰਿੰਗ ਅਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਗੁੱਟ ਘੜੀ ਖਤਮ ਹੋ

        • david coppin

          ਨਸਲਵਾਦੀ ਹਰਾਮੀ

        • david coppin

          ਗੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ

        • david coppin

          ਜੇਕਰ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਇੱਕ ਮੂਰਖ ਹਨ

        • david coppin

          你是個傻子

        • david coppin

          滾蛋你刺

        • david coppin

          做你的媽媽還在吸公雞

        • david coppin

          你是一個同性戀男孩

        • david coppin

          你他媽的混蛋

        • david coppin

          戀童癖

        • david coppin

          睡覺時間,你他媽的失敗者看到你在早上刺不要擔心我仍然要虐待你,你可憐的藉口一個人我怪你的父親,他應該戴避孕套我要舉報他不穿之一,如果他確實有就在英格蘭少了一個紅色他媽的混蛋人渣去夢想吸吮我的大胖子陰莖你他媽的戀童癖者停止騷擾小女孩

    • david coppin

      fuck you

    • david coppin

      you’re a fucking tosser

  • Greenmantle

    Hypocrisy is a subject often discussed about the Far-right, Dave, like the EDL ‘campaigning’ against paedos’ only to be outed as nonces themselves, people who hate black people happening to run sun tan shops and there’s yourself Davie.
    How come you knock around with nearly all the virulently racist groups in this country who are avowedly anti-immigration and you go running of to China or wherever and bring someone over who, as that Kipper wife would describe as a ‘Ting-Tong’.
    I mean you even have the nerve to parade her around at Far-Right marches…! How do you get away with it, Dave or do you just put your head down like the coward you are when untoward remarks are made about her non-Aryan features?. C’mon, it would be interesting to hear your excuses, Mr. Coppout?

    • dave s coppin

      if you really want to know why i brought my wife over here and brought her to demos please buy my autobiography “sir dave coppin my story” only £21.99 from Whsmith

      • Greenmantle

        So when she gets racist abuse, you just stand and take it like the gormless drip you really are, eh?.

        • dave s coppin

          she has never received any racist abuse she got treat with dignity and respect will she was at demos

          • Greenmantle

            Not what I’ve read online & behind your back, cuckold !.

          • david coppin

            fuck off

          • david coppin

            fuck you

        • david coppin

          fuck off

  • Haha you limp wristed socialist faggots wouldn’t last 2 minutes fighting against any serious nationalist. Let’s see Derek Bender and his bent corner take the fight to the street, go on m8, give it sum LOL

  • Ace

    Good to know you miss those halcyon days of criminal battery when you could find “fascists” in an alley somewhere. It looks like the police are still necessary to keep ultra leftist criminality in check.