Former Stockport EDL leader, Andrew Edge has launched his new fascist movement and it has already descended into infighting and bickering.
Clearly forgetting where to locate his CAPSLOCK key, he announced last night that the team will include serial ranter, John Banks, Tamworth racist Jenna Louca, Walsall Bedwetter Liam Jones and a collection of other socially inadequate oddballs who have defected from the EDL.
Jenna Louca: On the clown show committee
Andy announced the creation of the United People of Britain group and tells the world he has the tools in place to make it a success. He certainly has some proper tools in place but this looks to be as successful as the myriad of other splinter groups that are currently about.
The new group has been set up due to the embarrassing turn out at the EDL demo last weekend where 50 drunks turned up. Andy does not want drunks turning up to his demo which should ensure very few turn out. He also does not want women on his security team. He wants men, real blokes.
This did not go down well with serial military fantasist, Sharon Mellor.
Sharon Mellor: Not impressed
Not many of the other plastic patriots were impressed either. Liam Jones gets slated for being a ‘prick’ and a ”fat little fuck’ and failed Pegida leader, marion Rogers appears to have had a major fall out with Davey ‘Bossman’ Jones and Jenna Lourca.
Some more bickering as Paul Locke cannot decide which bunch of racist idiots to side with.
Graham Jackson wades in with some half hearted support and gets called a pisshead by Tim Jones.
Yep, this is going to be big…
Liam Jones is reminded about all his other failed ventures and accused of jumping ship. His denial that he knew Jenna Louca has defected from his United Patriot’s group is about as convincing as an Xmas card from ISIS.
Andy hopes it is all going to calm down a bit. We suspect it won’t.
We look forward to bringing you further updates on this clown show. We suspect EDL leader, Ian Crossland is having a right laugh.