Dousing the dying embers of the EDL
Derek Fender Corner
A light hearted section dedicated to Derek Fender who has now left the EDL after his buffoonery and grassing left him no alternative. Derek took a back seat in the EDL after taking a shoeing in a pub in Blackpool from his fellow EDL members.
Derek is one of the most prolific EDL criminals with thirty eight convictions under his belt. His most high profile court appearance was concerning the theft of a large quanitiy of low energy lightbulbs from Homebase.
Fender's latest stints in prison were Was banged up 8-18th Oct 2012, then 26-28 Oct then 30 Oct to 11th Jan 2013. he claims he had a bad month in October
As they say in Luton, 'if your lights go out, Fender is in town'.
Derek Fender Corner
Combined Ex Forces Entry Requirements Revealed!
It has recently been claimed by the Combined ex Forces (CxF) that they are 'are' country's last line of defence and they are able to put a platoon on ever street corner within an hour.
Admirable in the event of the British Army getting overun by Muslamic paedophiles and head sawers we think.
We spoke to our resident CxF squealer, Mike CxF Mosely to find out if this was true and get an insight on the strict requirements.
The ever obliging CxF Mosser kindly passed us the following top secret entry criteria via a dead letter drop in Speke whilst he was drunk.
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