Dousing the dying embers of the EDL
Derek Fender Corner
A light hearted section dedicated to Derek Fender who has now left the EDL after his buffoonery and grassing left him no alternative. Derek took a back seat in the EDL after taking a shoeing in a pub in Blackpool from his fellow EDL members.
Derek is one of the most prolific EDL criminals with thirty eight convictions under his belt. His most high profile court appearance was concerning the theft of a large quanitiy of low energy lightbulbs from Homebase.
Fender's latest stints in prison were Was banged up 8-18th Oct 2012, then 26-28 Oct then 30 Oct to 11th Jan 2013. he claims he had a bad month in October
As they say in Luton, 'if your lights go out, Fender is in town'.
Derek Fender Corner
Massive Plank of the Week - Charles Dickie's Dirty Protest
Shortly before the Hyde demonstration we ran a piece about Charles Dickie from the English Defence League's Northampton Division.
For those who do not know, it seems Northampton has a massive problem with Islamic extremists and the press cover it up by order of a government 'D' notice.
It is a well known (but covered up fact) that Osama Bin Laden studied at Northampton University. He studied for a dog behaviour degree which was originally set up by the late Barbra Woodhouse but that fact is also covered up by the government Mi5 and the flying squad. Only the CxF and Dickie know this.
Dickie seemed to have had massive problems with this and kicked off on a social 
networking site when he happened to see some Muslims praying.
He also came onto EDL News to claim he was not a racist and claimed he had never used the word 'Paki' which was disproved by a screenshot within minutes.
Getting outed in EDL News tends to send EDLers running for the hills and they close their Facebook account down in a fit of foam. Not Mr Dickie. Dickie decided the only way forward was to get drunk, sing some EDL songs and attack an Asian taxi driver. For this serenade, Dickie was subesquently nicked, spent the night sat in a police cell singing EDL songs, and generally acting like a massive wanker.
Apologising to the Magistrate with a promise that he would not comit such an act again was a little beyond his intelligence so instead he carried on being a massive knob and then he was remanded.
Dickie's trial came up yesterday but Dickie threw a tantrum and refused to get into the prison van that was taking him to court, thinking his legal defence would be that he is allowed to attack Muslims and should not be in court. In a fit of childish hysteria, Dickie was taken back to his prison cell and missed his trial.
Not a wise move, He was found guilty in his absence and sentenced to 20 weeks on top of the four he had already served on remand.
There is a moral to this story. If you are an appalling racist and get your arse busted, your best course of action is show some remorse and get off with a slap on the wrist, otherwise you end up banged on the dime of Her Maj and end up in Derek Fender Corner.
Dickie should seriously consider applying to join the CxF who have recently been on a dirty protest with some National Front members who were planning a march in Aberdeen to celebrate Hitler's birthday. Unfortunately for Dickie he will be sepnding Hitler's birthday in a prison cell doing his own dirty protest.
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Did you have a nice getaway? Was the turkey non-Halal as you specified?
Tommy sends hugs.
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