A light hearted section dedicated to Derek Fender who has now left the EDL after his buffoonery and grassing left him no alternative. Derek took a back seat in the EDL after taking a shoeing in a pub in Blackpool from his fellow EDL members.
The English Defence League's Jewish Division have been off our radar for a bit, ever since the disastrous fall out between Roberta Moore and the leadership.
After months of pretending that Moore's vileness wasn't happening, they finally dtiched her, after members got upset about her not only abusing British soldiers, but inviting terrorist groups to join them
Equally vile was one of her hangers on, a Joel Yossi , who has recently raised his ugly head to abuse a cerebral palsy sufferer - the article is too sick to post, but we suspect it was written by Robera Moore - so we are more than happy to publish an email we received from one of his ex girlfriends not so long ago.
...And for this reason Yossi deserves a place in Derek Fender Corner.
This information is taken from the private messages of Arial Sharon wannabe, Joel Yossi:
Little Joel has had a colourful past so lets start from the beginning shall we? He was born in Hebron, and lived out his youth (or should that be PISSED AWAY his youth?) terrorising the Palestinians of Hebron, and generally ruining peoples lives until one day, he bit off more than he could chew, himself, and a couple of others, decided to pick a fight with a group of Palestinian youth minding their own business in the rural West Bank, when Joel, waving an unloaded or toy gun around (presumably, to replace his manhood.) The Palestinians then gave chase, and poor little Joel was cornered and stabbed twice in his lower back by the youth and had a side of his skull smashed in with a rock, whilst his cronies ran for their lives and left Joel bleeding in a ditch. Unfortunately this did not deter him and he carried on doing what settlers do best... bullying and harassing Arabs.
At fifteen, Joel was kidnapped and almost murdered by Palestinians getting their just desserts, and almost shot dead whilst he was in the back seat of a car, so after pushing his luck a bit too far, he fled Hebron like a coward and leeched onto more undesirables in places like Tel Aviv and Jerusalem.
After assaulting two gay Jewish actors in Tel Aviv and drunkenly trying to steal an Israeli police jeep and as well as being charged with robbing an Arab coffee shop in east Jerusalem (which he denies) amongst other things, he ran from Israel with his tail between his legs, through Europe, sought refuge in England, and was promptly arrested on arrival and to this day, is continually monitored by the UK authorities.
Once in the UK Joel found himself lost and alone, and lived in a bail hostel for a few years, but is currently believed to be of no-fixed-abode. At eighteen, he was arrested and charged with weapon offences, irregular cash flow, and a drunken brutal assault upon the aging father of an ex-girlfriend. He has subsequently served prison sentences for these charges.
He has had relationships with women (all of whom are not 'English' which is something that I am sure the EDL would love to know, due to their stance on Immigrants??) including Polish, Maltese, Lebanese and Kurdish all of which have ended in disaster (including this very blog in which, private messages were handed to us by an ex-girlfriend of his...) after a disastrous upbringing, a failed fightback on Arabs, and failed relationships, not knowing what to do with himself, he decided to join the EDL and was spotted on numerous occasions with the EDL's Jewish Division at the Aldgate demo in September and more recently, the numerous splinter groups from the EDL (the Infidels, CxF, and so on, and so on...) clearly want his head, so no change, there, eh Joel?
In 2011 he was been known to associate with known figures from Liverpool and Scotland's criminal underworld. He has a fetish for gang culture, and thuggery, which seems to have got him into a lot of trouble. Joel is now in debt due to gambling, and living an extravagant life bought with money that he hasn't actually got, resulting in him shifting from pillar to post, town to city, to try and evade his debtors.
Joel has aligned himself with different causes, such as Zionism, Chechnyan independence, Polish patriotism, football hooliganism, Georgian nationalism and has gained an entourage of scumbag friends on the back of this.
Criminal charges in the UK include: Malicious wounding, aggravated assault and possession of a weapon.
Criminal charges in Israel include: Kidnap, theft of government automobile, theft of government equipment, conspiracy to murder, unlicenced firearm, two counts of robbery, and assault.
As much of a complete plank this guy is, he's also a lost sheep, a delusional and gullible wanker. His parents left him to fuck off on his own. Everything he has done to make a name for himself has ended up with him and others getting seriously hurt, and each time this occurs, he downs tools and runs.
If your reading this Joel, go and finish the job the Palestinians started on you, by throwing your sorry arse into the bloody sea!!
The extremist, violent, sad and delusional Mr Joel Ben Shuleman; heres a tip: Don't try to big yourself up to women bragging about your "past" when you think you can trust them when you clearly can't! ;-)
If anybody has any recent information on Joel's job or wereabouts, do feel free to add to this.
UPDATE: JOEL is under investigation right now for benefit fraud using illegal immigrants sneaked into the in the UK and giving them accommodation and claiming half of their benefit money, the hypocrisy of this twat is awesome he hates Muslims and probably invited loads to the UK to fund his greed, we will not be seeing wee yossi for a while...