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Derek Fender Corner
A light hearted section dedicated to Derek Fender who has now left the EDL after his buffoonery and grassing left him no alternative. Derek took a back seat in the EDL after taking a shoeing in a pub in Blackpool from his fellow EDL members.
Derek is one of the most prolific EDL criminals with thirty eight convictions under his belt. His most high profile court appearance was concerning the theft of a large quanitiy of low energy lightbulbs from Homebase.
Fender's latest stints in prison were Was banged up 8-18th Oct 2012, then 26-28 Oct then 30 Oct to 11th Jan 2013. he claims he had a bad month in October
As they say in Luton, 'if your lights go out, Fender is in town'.
Derek Fender Corner
Halfwit of the Week - Gail 'Megabus' Phillips
Those who are regular visitors to Derek Fender Corner are pretty used to halfwittery and Gail Phillips is rather used to making a halfwit of herself, mostly in front of a large audience.
Phillips woke up on Thrusday morning and was delighted and over excited about an incident on the M6 in Staffordshire where the emergency services attended a security alert involving a Megabus.
In a clearly over excited state, Phiilips took to Facebook to inform fellow racists that 'a coach load of terrorists had been stopped', in capital letters.
Phiilip's disappointment must have been iimmense when it was discovered to be nothing to do with Muslims and more to do with a fella smoking on an electronic cigarette at the back of the bus. We at EDL News are awarding Gail 'Megabus' Phillips the Halfwit of the Week' award.
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Considering her flagrant display of idiocy I suspect that "Halfwit" may be a word which has too many letters for Gail.
Gail displaying your idiocy on facebook may not be good career move but it is hilarious. I mustn't forget my manners(and to write in a language you understand) - Fanks fur the larf
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