We sometimes get some awesome letters in our inbox from the English Defence League.
Sometimes we award an extra special effort, Letter of the Week, and send them something really crap.
We get letters meant for the EDL from halfwits who have wandered onto our site and hate mail directed towards the EDL from other far right groups. We get loads of our own though which always try to post here..
Here are a selection of the best.
This week we have some guest hate mail directed at anti EDL blogger and podcaster Richard 'The Dick' Coughlan from an irate unnamed EDL member.
The EDLer starts off by informing Mr Dick that he is a "cunt paki loving twat wank muncher." We at EDL News think there is little wrong with being a cunt paki loving twat wank muncher as we frequently indulge in paki loving, cunts, and munching wanks - and that is just our female news team members.
Not to be deterred, the EDLer then goes on to inform Mr Dick that The Electrons are starting which surely spells bad news for our hapless and much maligned blogger.
If the author of this masterpeice would like to make his real identity known, we will provide him with a six bedroom house, a people carrier, a fifty inch plasma TV (with electrons) and some free* Orange Wednesday tickets (which is what illegal immigrants get).
*Not valid on Wednesdays
Mr Dick is kind enough to read this epic letter out on camera
And here is the transcript, spoilt only slightly by the mystery EDLer wishing cancer on poor Mr Dick (presumably in case the electrons fail to do their job)
We received an amusing email in our inbox this morning from a cowardly racist who harrases women and small children which can be found here.
A clearly pissed off Luton based racist, Garry Rogers, offers us a straightener on his Facebook page and sent us this clearly miffed hit and run email claiming he did not care.
Thanks for that, we've all had a jolly good laugh at your expence... silly fuckers, believe everything you read... hehehe... asif im gonna get nicked you plum, no crime, no arrest... there aint anyone complained except you so go and suck your mother... she sucks rhino cock for money, so i hear, lol, thanks for the publicity, feel like a celebrity.. aint no such thing as bad publicity, when it free!!! again thanks for that!!! you spazmo's hehehe... the jokes on you silly unwashed fuckers!!! oh n ps. this is just a temporary mail address, for a single use.. so feel free to post that too, cos ive already chucked the password, so wont be login in after this, so go ahead reply, waste your time, waste the time of others, you pathetic tool bags..
Whilst Garry was doing a half assed job at trying to convince us that he is not pissed off, one of his comrades sent us some screenies to prove otherwise.
Sometimes we have a chat with EDLers. Last week we had a chat with Alan Cleverley as we were fascinated in the Linda McCartney kidnap plot which appeared in the Sun Newspaper. Over to Mr Cleverely:
OK, The Linda McCartney Kidnap plot!
The first I knew of this was in 2010 when 1 million united maids a post about it.
OK There has been an accusation that I conspired with others to kidnap Linda McCartnyand it was made in a book called Blackbird The Unauthorised biography Of Paul Mc Cartney by Geoffrey Giuliano and Dennis Laine.
According to Geoffrey Giuliano and Dennis Laine's book, 'Blackbird the Unauthorised Biography of Paul McCartney':
This is what 1 Million United said:
“Life in the passing lane has not always been easy, and in 1983 this unhappy truth was brought all too close to home with the uncovering of a deadly serious plot to kidnap Linda from the McCartneys’ Sussex home and hold her for $12.5 million ransom.
It was masterminded by former Brit soldier Allan Gallop, who, along with two additional unnamed co-conspirators, planned to snatch Paul’s unsuspecting missus in a Rambo-style military raid on the McCartney compound. Said to have spent the better part of a week stalking the famous pair, Gallop had intended, after the abduction, to hold Linda at a remote farmhouse until the always tricky transfer of funds could be accomplished. “I could have done it easily,” he later bragged to London’s Sun, “despite McCartney’s state-of-the-art security measures.” Fortunately, the would-be kidnappers never got the chance, foiled by local cops before they could make their big move.
A McCartney spokesman would say only that too much was being made of the affair, noting that by the time the story reached the attention of the media, the incident was already more than a year old.”
Until the 1 Million United’s Blog I knew nothing of this book and its accusations towards me, however the words “Unauthorised biography” should have maid bells ring.
I cannot do much about my past which is rather colourful and quite frankly any one can tell the truth about me any time they wish but I will always try to do something about untrue and slanderous allegations which have been pedalled in an obscure book.
Ok so let’s look at what these people Geoffrey Giuliano and Dennis Laine have said!
• “Life in the passing lane has not always been easy, and
in 1983 this unhappy truth was brought all too close to home with
the uncovering of a deadly serious plot to kidnap Linda from the
McCartneys’ Sussex home and hold her for $12.5 million ransom”
Further down it says “A McCartney spokesman would say only that too much was being made of the affair, noting that by the time the story reached the attention of the media, the incident was already more than a year old.” So in fact this is supposed to have happened in 1982, and in 1982 I was serving in Seria Bks in Brunei Borneo and I had a house in Kuala Belait.
• “It was masterminded by former Brit soldier Allan Gallop”
As I have said when this is supposed to have happened I was at the other side of the world and I was not a former Brit soldier until 1985 when I finished my 15 years, the first seven of those in the grenadier Guards.
• “Who, along with two additional unnamed co-conspirators,
Two unnamed co-conspirators? Come on, if there had been co-conspirators there would have been arrests but there was none! Who were they? Seems only these two Muppets know.
• “planned to snatch Paul’s unsuspecting missus in a Rambo-style military raid on the McCartney compound”
What compound? I have no idea where Mccartney lives or has ever lived and I still don’t, nor have I ever been interested to know.
• “Said to have spent the better part of a week stalking the famous pair”
Have you any idea how long it would take to stalk someone like McCartney? Or how much money you would need at your disposal in order to kidnap any of his family? This is a man who has homes all over the world, dose not advertise his movements, has top ex-SAS body guards 24/7 and fly’s off at the drop of a hat and these 2nd rate hakes say I stalked them for the better part of a week, Not even a whole week mind you, just the better part of a week? If you believe that you will believe anything.
• “Gallop had intended, after the abduction, to hold Linda at a remote farmhouse until the always tricky transfer of funds could be accomplished.”
“A Remote farmhouse” FFS you live in Sussex, where is there a remote farmhouse in the South of England never mine just in Sussex were a farm house is that remote? There all lived in by farmers and the few that have holiday cottages are visited all the time so where is this mythical farm house?
• “I could have done it easily,” he later bragged to London’s Sun, “despite McCartney’s state-of-the-art security measures.”
1st anyone who knows me knows I do not talk in this sloppy manner, 2nd If I have not been arrested for this, Not been charged with this and not even been questioned about this (Probable because I was at the other side of the planet when it happened) why then would I go to a rag like the Sun and confess it? If I had my feet would not have touched the ground and I’d have been banged up.
• “Fortunately, the would-be kidnappers never got the chance, foiled by local cops before they could make their big move”
That was fortunate wasn’t it? I have no doubt that if local copes had foiled such a Massive plot on such a high profile person the coppers would have gotten a commendation and they would have been crowing about it but the fact is there is nothing about it any were in official documents.
I have no problem with people bringing up my past as long as its relevant to whatever were talking about or arguing about but I do get pissed off with Bullshit, At this time I was spending most of my time deep in the jungles of Brunei in Borneo and so I would not see the Sun, (Literally not see the sun never mind the newspaper) especially as we didn’t get it delivered to Brunei, Strange that and when I left the Army in 1985 I left with an Exemplary Discharge, hardly the sort of Discharge the Army gives to Kidnapers is it?
If I had the funds I would sue Geoffrey Giuliano, Dennis Laine, and Penguin Books USA but I don’t and so they get away with there lies but if it is repeated in the UK I will Sue and I have made this plane and as a result no one has done it again, after all they all now know it’s a fantasy.
Why was I named? I have no idea and when I wrote to Giuliano and Penguin books and asked I received no answer.
This wonderful little letter dropped into our inbox not more than ten minutes ago. It is quite a well thought out, intellectual piece and we think Joseph Lee had spent rather a lot of time composing it in order to get his point across.
We only wish he had spent a little more time on it as we have no idea whatsoever what he is banging on about.
Joseph seems to be getting Mein Kampf mixed up with the Koran which is a bit odd really as the average EDL member is far more likely to take his inspiration from Mein Kampf.
Jospeh also seems to have little faith in our armed forces, those forces that they idolize and those forces that occasionally provide them with some grief tourism.
Maybe Joseph accidentally got himself islamofied in the local library.
Read the origional Mein Kapf full of rasisam , riligiousisam and taotaliterian to make even Hiler kring, it's called the quaran, you people are actualy promoting fashsam, the EDL is trying to protect democracy and freedoms
Sorry Joe but if it is the EDL that are protecting us, we are all fucked.
Photo courtesy of Kelvin Williams
Meet Rod Harper. Rod wins letter of the week so we will be sending him a 5% ASDA discount voucher for a six pack of Stella.
Out of the blue, Rod emailed us to inform us that a lot of the mainstream media do not class the EDL as right wing extremists. The fatal flaw in the premise lies in the fact that even the Daily Mail class them as right wing extremists.
After trying to pass that little lie, he goes on to claim that all Muslims lie to us. This letter is like a bingo game of fuckwittery. This is what happens when racists believe the crap other racists spout without engaging their brains.
Rod hails from from Islamic enclave of Weymouth, Dorset and is so not far right, he attended the 'Nationalist' demo in Leeds to join a thirty strong ragtag bunch of racists, fascists, neo nazis, BNP, National Front and other social misfits to stand around in the freezing rain and get kettled by police. The day was a unmitigated disaster for nationalists who travelled from far and wide.
Wednesday 22nd February, 2012 - 13:21
Not a letter to us, more a letter to Mr Murdoch. Meet Andy Hugh again, a prolific complainer and pro racist campaigner. Mr Hugh took exception to us outing hardcore racists Kurtis Cawley and Ben Green who consequently lost their jobs for their racism.
Cawley was unfortunate to find himself on the front page of the Liverpool Echo last weekend and has since recruited 38 people to boycott the Echo.
We are hoping Mr Hugh has better luck with his Sky boycott and the average EDLer will be willing to give up their Premiership footy and HD channels for their very large plasma 140" screens in the name of defending England.
Mr Hugh has been kind enough to make a template so fellow EDLers, who have less command of the English language than the average immigrant, do not feel left out.
The following post is taken from the EDL forums (who very few EDLers frequent these days)
Good luck with that my friend!
This well thought out missive came from Andy Pugh.
You sound like a contradiction in terms? You say you want to expose intolerance yet you`re intolerant to others views if they aren`t they same as yours? THATS THE SAME THING
So what if someone has different views? You are underlining the EDL`s views and giving them more exposure by choosing to put so much energy into trashing them??
If they are as bad as you say then surely there`s nothing to worry about? They are intolerant to Muslims and you are intolerant to them? Whats the difference??
If you don`t reply then I expect I`ll fall into another group you tolerate?
Where does it end?
Indeed, where will it end,
And it did not end there, a few minutes later Andy dropped us another email with his concerns about Sharia law.
I`m writing in response to you article Sharia Law in the UK.
Firstly I am not a member of ANY organisation. I`m just a normal working class tax payer but I find the article patronising.
What country club does the author drink at? Saying that only 3% of the population are Muslim? Well I`ll travelled all round this country and I`ve visited some areas where actually only 3% of the populace are non-Muslim!! Maybe not the more wealthy areas but certainly in places like Bradford, Southall, Birmingham to name a few.
The percentages are mis-leading because the are taken from either cencus reports or demographic studies and general population surveys all of which are considered to be a Western form of control by many Muslims (not my words) so they either don`t take part or give false information.
As for changing Law, well according to Mr Choudhury of Islam UK it is not only very possible but it is his organisation`s intention not the EDL`s scaremongering!
How many Muslim MP`s were there 20 years ago? How many could there be in the future? It only takes a majority to see a bill passed. Maybe not right now but why not in the future if Muslim population expands to the levels Mr Chowdry is hoping for.
At least the EDL are standing up for the patriotic English NOW who didn`t ask for Muslims to come to this country and talk out about how we should be living, regardless of our own right to be patriotic and be proud of our own heritage.
I and many others haven`t had a problem with immigration until Muslims started calling our troops murderers and choosing to become terrorists against the very country they chose to call home. What would you have us normal working class people do? Not worry or be concerned? The EDL are a response not the instigator. I`m gald someone has the nerve to speak out to what the rest of us working class are thinking.
I expect you will trash this email because it doesn`t fit your agenda, that`s fine, but you won`t trash the opinion behind it.
No Andy, we will not trash the email, we have put it here for debate but I feel that most of your email had been deconstructed before you wrote this.
If anyone want to debate it, please use the comments section below.
A big welcome to Andrew St George who dropped us a line to ask us how he can join the EDL as him and i smates want to get drunk and racist.
I have tried to enlist on the EDL home page but without success.I am genuine and have several colleagues with an interest in forming a Wirral Division.Please contact me via email or telephone 07412259351.
I have previously messaged EDL North West but have had no reply apart from receiving a ticket no.Thanks and best regards,Andrew St George.
Mr St George got better treatment from us as we actually bothered to answer him and we have arranged for him to start a Wirral Division with their first flash demo being outside Birkenhead Vodafone shop because they are selling islamic ringtones.
Welcome to EDL News Andrew
This rather straight and to the point letter from the BNP turrned up in our inbox.
Your site is a load of bollocks, full of miss-information, Heavily Biased and complete waste of time. You must be a very sad bunch of individuals.You should be ashamed of yourself's.
Thank you Simon, we are now feeling really ashamed of ourselves
This beauty entitled 'The Time is Nigh' arrived in out inbox yesterday from Proud Whiteman aka Scott Millward.
All these so called peace rallies by Muslims is just a show of strength white British people of the uk it's high time we stood together never mind the job you might loose or the neighbours you might offend what about the country your grandparents died for to make it a safe place for us to live are you gonna let all there suffering be in vain??